A pregnant woman comes along and, as required by law, the Stern Policeman removes his helmet for her to piss in behind a bush.
Whilst he's nonchalantly waiting for her to finish, the pregnant woman goes into labour.
He rushes over at her cries but, before he can radio for help, he is struck over the head with an iron bar by the pregnant woman's husband.
Who just so happens to be a very good doctor.
He delivers the baby and is repulsed to find that his wife has given birth to a feral, writhing, spitting & biting half-breed Wolf-Cat.
Probably as a result of shoddy decontamination by the Saccadian clean-up crews.
They always spend too much time reading the porno mags they find. Some have even been know to trawl ever onwards in their search for more and more shocking porn, only to die in the quest.
The Doctor and his Wife quickly wrap the monster-childe in a blanket, administering a short acting sedative to keep it asleep as they hastily bury the body of the Stern Policeman.
They take great care not to get his brains and mush over their clothes.
The splatter they rake into the garden's beds, over where they bury Him - in amongst the Gardenias, just left of the Wisteria.
Deciding that they want nothing to do with their horrific offspring, the Doctor leaves £1000 in cash stapled to the freak-baby's head.
Who dares enter the garden to claim the prize from this vicious monster of a child?!
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