I don't think sarcasm will work. Maybe beating will. Possibly with a chair.
We could get all stepford, like the mods at Ponystars: Our amazing admins have created a stunning faq to answer all our difficult questions! Please read our wonderful faq before posting on our forums! All frivolous questions will be deleted without prior notice! Thanks for your co-operation! (And you will be assimilated! Resistance is futile!
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