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Hello LostTrainDude - you came over from Facebook, is that right?
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Welcome aboard.
Emergency exits are located towards the rear, middle and front of the website, please ensure that all babies and chemical explosives/neuro-toxins are stowed securely away in the overhead compartments.
The in-flight movie will be Sister Act II: Back in the Habit - we will be handing out complimentary headsets and cyanide pills for anyone who wishes to subject themselves to an hour-and-a-half of sheer hell.