Great balls of fire? You wish, Fubbles X3 ... Srsly, though, there's probably a red hot meteorite fragment cooling in the brain of some miscreant down the street, about to transform him into super cybot mecha pilot A1! You must discover the secret of your grandfather's blade-wielding black superjet fighter, put the pieces of its katana together from where they've been holding up the garden shed, and fly skywards in a humorous welter of garden implements, flower pots, peonies and bits of tennis court and save Japan from this menace! I mean, protect canada!! (Too. much. anime

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