>Guess Larry Laffer from Leisure Suit Larry
"'You got it, fatso!', the man in the leisure suit says. 'Here's a tip for ya 'cuz ya look like you need one: loose some weight! No dame's gonna wanna date a tubby guy like you - even though ya have hair!'"
>punch Larry Laffer in face using mounting rage
"You attempt to supercharge your punch by using your mounting rage aimed at yours truly, but it only results in the weirdest, most laughable punch in history. So much so, all three of the people in the karaoke bar burst into laughter - especially Laffer, whose face has barely been injured by your bizarre, wimpy punch.
Unfortunately for Laffer, though, this laughter only enrages you towards him, resulting in you giving him a genuine slugger. Laffer, who previously looked like a hot stud, now looks like a hot, beaten-up loser. You must be REAL proud."
Inventory:
A survival knife
8 gold coins
A book on summoning magic
A canteen of water
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