>Sing
“'Onto round two,' Gary Owens says. The next song is 'Across the Universe' by the Beatles. You try singing the song the best you can, but let's face it, you just can't sing. You get a measly 79 points, while Gary Owens gets 745 points this round.”
>Use water
“Thinking that drinking some water might help you to sing better in the final round, you drink some of the water in your canteen. You feel refreshed and are now confident that you will sing better than you did before. Singing 'better than you did before' however, does not mean singing better than Gary Owens.”
>Examine book on summoning magic
“An idea goes though your head. Maybe you can summon something that can sing better than you and then simply lip-sync the words of the next song. You then look through your book for any sort of creature that might be able to sing. The best candidates for the job appear to be; an angel, a mermaid, and a bohemian screech crow.”
Inventory:
A survival knife
8 gold coins
A book on summoning magic
A canteen of water
A white leisure suit
180 points at karaoke
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