[Mystvan]

Originally Posted by Mystvan

Dear Captien Bible... Unfortunately it seems like you’ve been banished to Purgatory again...

The mighty Emperor Japo(deis) , using his ultimate skill called “Spell of Mastery”, is indefensible and irrevocable...

With such an invincible power, who needs Sardaukar and Fremen?

Originally Posted by Mystvan

Dear Captien Bible...

I have the impression that you enjoyed spending a season in Purgatory... Oops! More precisely in a famous place of celebrities called Hellywood... In which many famous artists participate in horror movies, drama films, suspense movies, etc.

Let’s hope your return is more restored, relaxed and recreational after spending such a pleasant vacation... Have a good trip! See you later!

Originally Posted by Mystvan

Hello you, Captien Bible ... I forgot to mention that the audience at Hellywood goes into delirium through screams and groans in (S)pain... Are they masochists?

Originally Posted by Mystvan

Ugh! I forgot to mention the tourist attractions of Hellywood again.

There is a place considered a “paradise” within Hellywood. This famous place has several names such as Hellysium, Hell Paraíso, Hell Dorado...

The exciting, memorable, unforgettable and unique services are varied and exclusive :

• Steam Room (Steam) ;

• Dry Sauna (Air Fryer) ;

• Dry Sauna (Bain-marie aka Water Bath or Double Boile) ;

• Thermal Waters (Boiling) ;

• Thermal Waters (Frying) ;

• Tap Dance classes (Grill) ;

• Tap Dance classes (Flattop Grill) .

After so many emotions, the lives of the guests of such pleasant and invigorating “treatments” will never be the same again! Amen!

Originally Posted by Mystvan

A paparazzi imp got a century news. Captien Bible met Bill Gates in the town of Ajax in Borland...

They met the Basic purpose of hellping to perfect the programming language.

The meeting place was in a delightful Claire teahouse in which they consumed cakes of vitamins A+, A++, C, C--, C++, CoffeeScript, Curry rice, D, E, etc. and the hot Dogs on the house. The waitress Alice Clarion was very friendly and helpful. And the ambient music was Bob Dylan.

After a meal so nutritious and healthy, they visited the Chapel, gave a Charity offer, saw the ceiling of the chapel remembering Céu (Heaven), and bought trinkets like the doll of Commander Cobra (G.I. Joe) and the Eiffel Tower miniature...

Now, the most intimate secrets of Mr. Bill Gates ...

Hmmm... I wonder if you know (Bill) Gates of Hell... Or is Bill Gates in Hell? Or Hell Gates?

And with the hellp from the legendary (Bill) Gates of Hell(p) and/or (Bill) Gates in Hell(p)... You will get hellp ASAP...

Danger! Internerd Exploder! Whoa! Eeek! Internerd Exploding! *Mushroom Cloud*

Windows Vista... Hasta la Vista, baby

Now, the most intimate secrets of Mr. Hell Gates...

Dear Captien Bible ...

I sincerely hope you have enjoyed my little “tributes” to you ...

And that you learn all the programming languages from the celebrated Bill Gates [(Bill) Gates of Hell... Or is Bill Gates in Hell? Or Hell Gates? ]. Amen!