Greetings from
Poke-man,
Bonk!
Bonk! dear
Chair-man 
Cyber-Bonk.
Bonk!
Bonk!
Bonk!
As I had promised, I was able to perfect my technique to refrain your attacks.
Bonk!
I believe I can still perfect my technique even more,
and if that is possible, you will never be able to surpass me in the
ranking of PoE!
Damn it! You always gave me a lot of headaches. *cold sweat* I will miss your
Chair of Power!
Yoo-hoo!
