Guybrush Threepwood: How much wood, would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Woodchuck: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck won't chuck would.
Guybrush: But if a woodchuck could chuck wood and a wouldchuck would chuck wood how much wood would a woodchuck chuck.
Woodchuck: Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood and a wouldchuck would chuck wood then a woodchuck would chuck no amount of wood..
Guybrush: But ... woodchuck... chuck ...wood...
Woodchuck: O shut up!
I don't excactly remember how it went...
edit: it wasn't a carpenter, it was Woodchuck
edit2: I found it:
Quote:
Guybrush: "How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
Woodchuck: "A woodchuck could chuck no amount of wood since a woodchuck couldn't chuck wood."
Guybrush: "But if a woodchuck could chuck and would chuck some amount of wood, what amount of wood would a woodchuck chuck?"
Woodchuck: "Even if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and even if a woodchuck would chuck wood, should a woodchuck chuck wood?"
Guybrush: "A woodchuck should chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, as long as a woodchuck would chuck wood."
Woodchuck: "Oh, shut up!"
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