Calculot! It's a giant calculator wearing underpants. It's gone berserk after somebody tried a division by 0 on it and has a total of eight wires sprouting out of its casing, which electrocute anybody it touches.
Surip, the sun that descended upon earth to pee on everybody, either burning them with its pee, blinding them by aiming for the eyes or making them run away in a hysterical panic due to the stench of its damped pee.
Kobolt is the offspring of a mountainclimber that fell in love with a yeti. It's got pickaxes as arms and giant iron pins on its feet. It's actually quite nice, but just is so lonely, as it's been rejected by both yetis and humans, both because of it being an abomination. Could call it the abominated snowman... or the abdomen snowman. Ah no, not the latter. Anyways, its only companion is its trusty St.-Bernard puppy. Don't get too close to Kobolt, or he'd think you want to be its friend and comes and hug you, which can be rather painful, what with those two pickaxes as arms.
Last monster is Rockabilly, the giant, boulder with a complex 'bout its weight, yet is addicted to sugar. It keeps filling itself with diet soda, always carrying a six-pack of it in one hand while gulping down the can in its other, then tossing the empty can in a random direction with such force it can get jammed into solid rock. When its six-pack ran out, it enrages and goes into a blind stampede towards a fresh six-pack.
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