[Unknown Hero]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Mar 7 2005, 09:45 PM
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the EU rather than German,
which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the
Commission conceded that English spelling had some room for
improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be
known as "EuroEnglish":

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c." Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in
favor of the "k." This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan
have 1 lessletter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the
sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f."
This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year,
publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the
stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will
enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a
deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of
the silent "e"'s in the language is disgraceful, and they should go
away. By the 4th yar, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing
"th"with "z" and "w" with "v." During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o"
kan be dropd from words kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of
kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve
vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or
difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech ozer.

E DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!

What a perfect practice to learn British accent! LOL LOL LOL LOL :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: :roflol: