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Ok ive got a good one...

A man calls home from work to say he will be in late.
He dials the number and gets his little girls.
" hi, can you put mommy on the phone" the man askes

"no, she is busy with uncle frank upstairs"the girl replied

"but you dont have a uncle frank" the man said a litte confused

"well, he is here and him and mommy are upstairs together."The litte girl said

After hearing that his wife was having an affair the man got very angry.

"ok, i want you to run upstairs and yell that daddy is home" he told the little girl.

The little girls puts down the phone and is gone for a few minuts,

"ok i did it" She said.

"what did mommy do" the dad asked

"well, mommy ran down the stairs so fast that she fell and broke her neck and died" the little girl replied. "and uncle frank jumped out the window and fell into the empty swimming pool and died

There was a moment of silecnce then the man said
"swimming pool?" "is this 375-4436"