LOL, ok two guys are in a bank and they both have black eyes.
1st man: "Hey buddy how'd you get the shiner"?
2nd: "Oh its kinda funny. You see my wife and I just went to Pittsburgh. When we went to purchase our tickets, the ticket booth woman had the nicest set I've ever seen. I meant to ask for two tickets to pittsburgh, but instead i asked for two pickets to titsburgh. I turned around just in time to see my wifes fist....."
1st man: "You're kidding, the same thing happened to me. I was at the table with the wife, and I meant to say "please pass the butter",but instead I said "you ruined my life you ***en ****."
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