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Originally posted by Zarkumo+Mar 31 2005, 05:21 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Zarkumo @ Mar 31 2005, 05:21 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>

Yea right: Da bi bi(je)lo bilo bilo bil(je)o bilo. (dalmatinski naglasak) - this is a correct Croatian sentence (it doesn't make any sense).

The buffalo sentence is correct AND makes sense. Buffalo is a verb, an animal and a city. Throw in some weird English grammar rules on subclauses and there you go. [/b][/quote]
well if it makes sence, could you refrase it (with synonims maybe) so could understand it, because I only got as far as the first two words (a buffalo from the town of Buffalo).

a Russian (this is how it was told to me, probaly any nationality, like german or french fits) goes to a turkish disqoteque wearing a T-shirt that says " turks have 3 problems", emedietly a local guy (turk) comes to him and says, that he better ge tout of there. the russian says :" well here's your first problem- you're too agressive!", the turk goes away, but by the end of the event a wole gang of turks are waiting for the russian. He says: "here's your second problem- you can't solve anything alone, you have to gather all of your friends!". Now the turks are really mad, get out a few knifes and tell the russian that "he asked for it". "here's your third problem- says the russain taking out a pistol- you allways come with knifes to a shootout!"

A Chukchan (chukchas are the natives of a far north russian territory, right across the sea from alaska, the are usualy the "dumb" charecter in a joke- for future reference) Hunter and his russian colege/intern are hunting a bear. The chukcha sees a bear fire a shot in the air, starts running away and tells the russian to do the same, which he does, but as the russian runs he starts to think " hey I'm a good hunter, I don't need to run from any bear!" so he turns around and shoots the bear right between the eyes. Chukcha tells him "you are a fool russian! who will pull the bear the 10 kilometers to our camp now?"