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Originally posted by Sebatianos@Apr 4 2005, 07:02 PM
A blonde goes to a store to buy some fruits and vegetables. Looking at all the cucumbers, carrots, bananas,... she starts feeling really horny. She rushes out of the store and grabs the first guy she sees by the arm:
"Buddy I've got an ichypussy.!
"Sorry can't help you. Can't tell those Japanesee cars apart."
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LOL good one...
ok.... French have belgians , canadians have newfies, lebanese have syrians,arabs are the victims of all , pakis.....
but all the jokes would be racial so we need to find something for abandonnia :
there was this racist guy who owned an appliance store and he had a sign saying :
'sorry we dont serve Hotu members'
A hotu fanatic passes by and sees the sign he goes crazy deciding to fool him he goes in
He sais : i want to buy this TV
the other answerd : i am sorry we dont sell stuff to hotu
the guy looks at him all :blink: thinking how did he know?
the next day he comes wearing drag (as in dragqueen) he looks at the owner and says : i want to buy this TV
the other answerd : i am sorry look at the sign we dont sell stuff to hotu
The third day, he comes wearing a long beard with a hat with big glasses and everything and he says :
i want to buy this TV .
the other answerd : i am sorry we dont sell stuff to hotu
The customer all :ranting: says how on earth did u know ??????
the shopowner says : It is a FRIDGE.
Again funnier in arabic