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Originally posted by xcom freak@Apr 4 2005, 08:33 PM
ok this one i am sure is 100% middle east.no one knows it... sick sens of humour

a guy's wife was giving birth, the doctor asked her to push, she pushed so hard that the baby flew away through the window and landed on the street. Everybody griefed but life goes on... they tried again the doctor asked her to push she pushed and there goes the baby flying away. The husband got really mad and decided to become a goal keeper so he could next time save his child. he starts off small then little by little he joined the french league then german then JUVE :bleh: anyway he becomes the best keeper in the world. His wife is now giving birth to her third child.. the doctor asked her to push she pushed the baby flew away ... the husband jumped caught it rolled again and again and saved the baby... everybody applauded and shouted..the husband got so excited that he threw the baby and goal kicked him....

translation is HARD!!!

real sick.... :eeeeeh:
I like it!