LOL Very good.
:ranting: this one i am sure u havent heard before!!!
Two friends went hunting in a forest at 5AM.
one of them wanted to pee so he found a cozy corner and unzipped ...but suddenly a snake bit him where it hurts the most....
the guy panicked started to shout.... the other guy grabbed his cell and called the doctor : Doctor doctor my friend got bit by a snake what should we do?
-easy dont panick just suck the poison out .
the hurt friend turn to the other guy and aks : so what did the doctor tell you??
-I am sorry but You are a dead man....
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