This doesn't count as a double post because this is my thread and i say it doesn't
A man goes into a public toilet, there is no-one there except for him and a dwarf. The man goes to the urinal next to the dwarf and starts pissing, the dwarf says to the man, "Nice balls, mate."
"Err... thanks says the man." and carries on.
The dwarf then says, "I'm sorry, but your balls are just do nice, can I please touch them."
The man looks around to see if there's anyone there and says, "Err... OK then, why not."
The dwarf runs off, comes back with a small stepladder, sets it up next to the man, climbs up it and grabs hold of the man's balls. He then shouts, "Give me all your money or I'll jump!"