Binary is easy, lets start of nice n easy, most binary for people who dont understand it will be in bytes. A byte has 8 bits, a bit is short for binary digit.
0000 0001 would be 1.
0000 0010 would be 2.
In binary it goes like this *crosses finger for the diagram to work*
128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1 - These are the numbers each number 1 represents on where it is located.
128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--0---0---0- 0-0--0-0-0
That is equivalent to 0.
128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--0---0---0- 0-0--0-0-1
Is 1.
128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--0---0---0- 0-0--0-1-0
Is 2.
128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--1---0---0- 0-0--0-0-0
Is 128
128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--0---0---0- 0-0--1-1-0
Is 6
128 64 32 16 8 4 2 1
--1---1---1- 1-1--1-1-1
Is 255
Seeing a pattern yet?
Now onto the jokes.
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What do you call a smart blonde?
A labrador.
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A blonde in an office messes up her computer and calls the IT dude over, the IT dude presses a few buttons and says the computers fixed.
The blonde asks what the error was,
The IT dude says it was an 'ID ten T' error
The blonde doesnt know what that means, the dude tells her to write it down.
ID10T
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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are walking on an Irish Coast when a Leprechaun appears.
"If you tell me one true thing then I will grant you a wish, if you lie I will make you dissapear forever." Says the leprechaun.
The Redhead goes, "I think I am the most beautiful woman in the world" - POOF
The Brunnete goes, "I think I am the most sexy woman in the world" - POOF
The Blonde goes, "I think - POOF
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