Three sharks get together in the middle of the ocean.
Shark 1: "Not so loud. I swam near the Irish coast last night and ate an Irishman. He was so ful of Wiskey I have a hangover now!"
Shark 2: "That's nothing, I swan near the Russian coast last week and ate a Russian. He was so loaded with Vodka I had a hangover the whole weekend."
Shark 3: "That's nothing guys. I swam near the US coast and ate a blonde. Her head was so eampty I still can't submerge!"
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