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[chainsoar]

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go camping. In the middle of the night, Holmes says "Watson, old friend, look up. What do you see?". "Well, Holmes", replies Watson, "Astronomically speaking, I see thousands of stars and potentially thousands of other galaxies. Chronologically speaking, I should say it's roughly 3am. Meteorologically speaking, my guess is that it will be a fine day tomorrow. Why, what do you see, Holmes?". "Watson", says Holmes, "someone has stolen our tent".

Post some jokes, people. The old jokes thread appears to have died a horrible death.