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[Iron_Scarecrow]

Originally posted by a1s+May 12 2005, 05:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (a1s @ May 12 2005, 05:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Iron_Scarecrow@May 11 2005, 10:55 AM
How do you get down off an elephant?
You don't you get down off a duck.

It must be the 5th time I see this joke,but I still don't get it [/b][/quote]
Down is duck feathers, used in beds.

3 men walk into a bar... the fourth one ducks

[lenor09]

Treffen sich zwei.
Kommt nur Einer.

:w00t:

[ReamusLQ]

A Mormon doesn't walk into a bar :roflol:

yay, 600th post!

[Berad]

Originally posted by User Name@May 12 2005, 11:27 AM
3 men walk into a bar... the fourth one ducks

You theif.

[Unknown Hero]

This one I made up by myself: "Everyone is on drugs today. Someone has LSD, I have DSL."

[Lord_Scather]

Hiroshima 45

Chernobyl 86

Windows 98


Printed on a funny T-Shirt i once owned

[Unknown Hero]

Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatch watch

[Yobor]

I know I'm exiled from the jokes topic, but that doesn't mean I can't post here :P


One Sunday, after mass, a man walks up to the priest and says, "Father, I was wondering if I could go up to the steeple and ring the bell." The Priest decides to humor him, and thinks "What harm could it do?"

The man walks up the stairs to the steeple. When he gets to the bell, he starts ramming his face into it! After about 9 times of this, the man is so dizzy that he brushes past the bell and falls to his death. At the street below, people are crowding around his body. Someone says, "Who is this man?"

The priest replys, "I don't know his name, but his face rings a bell."

[Tulac]

LOL

But wait that's not a bad joke IMO :blink: