14-05-2005, 01:34 PM
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I'd have to agree with Flanders on this one Yobor... :blink: What gives?
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14-05-2005, 01:43 PM
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It is a bad joke, because all of my Grandfather's jokes are bad.
Why don't gingerbread men melt when they drink? They have cast-iron stomachs. Aww crap I just remembered one. "I'm dieing for a donut," he said as his eyes glazed over. |
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14-05-2005, 01:48 PM
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One clairvoyant says to another:
- You know what ?? - I know... :blink:
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14-05-2005, 02:04 PM
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It's bit stupid, but not so bad
 Here's worse, I think":What colour is old Alien with red eyes' hair?? Grey! :blink: Could any one explain it to me?? |
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14-05-2005, 02:52 PM
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well, he's old. so his hair are grey.
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17-05-2005, 02:56 PM
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Ahhh, that's logical
 But this joke isn't funny at all. |
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17-05-2005, 03:31 PM
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what do you call a camel in space?
dead from explosive decompression ... |
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17-05-2005, 03:48 PM
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17-05-2005, 04:34 PM
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the camel joke is a seriosly undervalued form of humour. i putting em here becuz this the worst joke thread an when i tell camel jokes i always get a lot of groans from people, but they smiling, (or maybe grimacing i dunno) take this!
what do u call a camel in the north pole cold ... what do u call a camel in wales glad hes not a sheep .... what do u call a camel in a car? cramped... what do u call a camel in a zoo bored..... what do u call a camel in tibet his holyness srnagasti vaksidanamaram (or a llma) what do u call a camel in the raIN? wet ... what do u call a camel in america? u smoke em... what do u call a camel in a kebab shop? 3.99 special with extra chilli sauce...... what do u call a camel on mars scared.... what do u call a camel in england lost.. (or peter) what do u call a camel in the desert happy i stop now before people kill me |
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18-05-2005, 04:48 AM
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here's another camel joke...
chukchas (who live in northern siberia) have one day found a camel, so they brought him to their elder, and asked him what it was, and what one does with it. the elder looked at the camel from all sides, then thought for an hour and said: "it's 'camel'! you smoke it." |
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