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[The_Toad]

there are 2 muffins baking in an oven. One muffin looks over to the other and says "Man its hot in here." The other muffin looks back and says "Holy S*** a talkin muffin!"

[troop18546]

Thats not abad joke at all. Its funny. LOL

[Evad]

Q:How do you fit an elephant into a plastic garbage bag?
A:Picture the word "Highway" in your head. Take the "H" outta high, and the "F" outta way, and spell it out. This will tell you how.

[Evad]

Originally posted by UnHoly@May 14 2005, 08:04 AM
It's bit stupid, but not so bad Here's worse, I think":

What colour is old Alien with red eyes' hair??
Grey!
:blink:
Could any one explain it to me??

Also a common alien type is called a "grey", dunno if this is pertinent or not.

[win98]

what did the puppy say to the kitten
are you my mummy

[win98]

what did the spaceshuttle say to the rocket
haha i can be used more than once

[win98]

one more what did the door frame say to the door
hey door i am your frame so we are a door frame

[win98]

what did the tv say to the vcr hurry up stop rewinding and show me the picutre to dispaly

[Havell]

You could just post all of those in the same post, it wouldn't piss as many people off.

[win98]

my jokes that are not posted