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they're damned filthy attention*****s who revel in their own fabrications and prefer the chaos of their mind-altering drugs over the order the government provides! If drugs is the key to peace, than give me war!
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02-09-2004, 09:01 PM
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Well... maybe.....
There were two tomatoes crossing a street..... then a car chrashes one of them! Then the other tomatoe shouted: "Hurry up, tomato-sauce!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA :w00t: HAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHA...... HAHAHAHA......... HAHA...... ....HA.... B) |
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02-09-2004, 09:08 PM
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I remember hearing that one in kindergarten or something
anyway, its old
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02-09-2004, 09:09 PM
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Two ballons are walking across the desert.
Ballon1: "Lookout! Cactusssssssss. Ballon2:"I don't sssssssssssee it! |
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02-09-2004, 09:10 PM
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IT'S OLD?!?!?!?!?
  wow.... I didn't know that....... I just heard it yesterday.... laughed myself crazy..... at the mall.... they called the security...... (I'm being sarcastic) |
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02-09-2004, 09:13 PM
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the only jokes heard in belgium these days are racist jokes (mainly against the arab population)
I'm afraid I won't be contributing those
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02-09-2004, 09:18 PM
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OK, slightly sick jokes:
How many babies does it take to paint a room? It depends how hard you throw them. How many babies does it take to tile a roof? It depends how thinly you slice them. There are about 20 "dead baby jokes" that I know of and these are the least disgusting of them, I won't tell you all of them. |
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02-09-2004, 09:21 PM
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What's worse than 20 babies in a barrell?
One baby in 20 barrels!! What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!!! Those are really disgusting..... yup... |
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02-09-2004, 09:24 PM
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What's cute and fizzy?
A baby in an acid bath. This is what me and my friends do in our spare time (tell sick jokes). |
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02-09-2004, 09:28 PM
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What is a Turkish tank looking alike? It's a garbage can with the spitting pipe in the hole.´
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