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[Havell]

Originally posted by Danny252@May 20 2005, 09:41 PM
and that is funny... how, exactly?

It's quite amusing, just an example of how bureaucracy "works".

[Danny252]

how do you get/what the hell is/what do you use a bath dial (for)?
and why does he get random sopa appearing?
and why does he want soap one day and the next not?

[a1s]

1) probaly just a big chunk of soap.
2)there's a thing called 'room service' in hotels, part of it is free soap.
3a)he already had soap, but it got lost (in the process of removing hotel soap), so he decided that bad soap's better than no soap and took what they offered.
3b)as to why he originaly wanted the soap removed... no idea. they will never give him money back fro the soap he didn't get, so he was probably jsut a hotelosoapophobiac (hated hotel soap).

[BeefontheBone]

As he wrote, he didn't need it, and the large collection of those tiny soaps was getting in his way, so he asked them to remove them.

[Airwolf]

Torpedo Ahead

During World War II, an American warship was attacked by the Japanese. A torpedo was heading towards the ship and a hit seemed inevitable. The captain told the navigator to go down to the crew quarters and tell a joke or something - at least they would die laughing.

The navigator went down and said to the crew, "What would you think if I could split the whole ship in two by hitting my penis against the table?"

The crew burst out laughing. So, the navigator pulled his penis out and whammed it on the table. Just when his penis hit the table, a huge explosion tore the ship apart. The only survivors were the captain and the navigator.

As they floated around in a lifeboat, the captain asked the navigator, "Well, the crew really laughed. What did you do?" The navigator then told him the story.

The captain replied, "Well, you better be careful with that penis of yours. The torpedo missed!" :roflol:

[Sebatianos]

I know this would seem like American bashing but what the heck (it's a good joke I think).

Recently there were many e-mails requesting me to sign a petition - to ask president Bush to fight poverty.

Well...

[Doc Adrian]

LOL run! I love it Sebatianos

[Airwolf]

Thoughts for the morning No.1


Fill up on cynicism before you get too enthusiastic about life today!

It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.

Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.

Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor.

You can't have everything, where would you put it?

Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.

The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

[Airwolf]

More thoughts to start the morning


Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

Shin: A device for finding furniture in the dark.

As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.

When you're swimming in the creek, and an eel bites your cheek, that's a moray!

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.

The only cure for insomnia is to get more sleep.

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter since nobody listens.

I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a few.

I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

[Airwolf]

It hurts all over..

The silver haired lady confronted her doctor with a complaint of pains all over her body.

"Be more precise," he said. "So I can help you, try pointing to some of the places that hurt.

The silver-haired doll put her finger on her arm and said, "Ouch!" then her finger to her hip and said, "Ouch!" and then to her rib cage and said, "Ouch!" again.

The doctor stopped her and asked, "Were you a blonde before your hair grayed"?

"Why yes!" she said excitedly, "But how did you know?"

The Doc answered, "Your finger's broken."