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[drumminfreek]

i have a bunch of really stupid, twisted, and funny jokes!

how do you kill a blue elephant?
with a blue elphant gun! :eeeeeh:

how do you kill a green elephant?
you choke it till it turns blue and the shoot it with a blue elephant gun!

What does cinderella do when she gets to the balls?
*COUGH, COUGH, COUGH*!

How do you catch an elephant?
dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, and when the elephant gets real close to the hole,...
ya kick it in the ashhole! LOL

How do you get a buncha black kids to stop jumpin on the bed?
put velcro on the ceiling!
How do ya get em down?
invite a buncha mexican kids over for a pinata (pinyata?) party! LOL

i dont know if i can tell em...they might offend....
you guys have to lemme know if you want me to tell dead baby jokes....

[omg]

what do you get if you cross an owl with a bungie cord?



my behind.

[Unknown Hero]

Two zeroes are walking on the street. One sees eight and says: "Just look at that biatch, she tied herslef on the hips!"

What is small green and is barking?
A frog with talking defect!

[Evad]

since we all seem to like dirty jokes, here's one I just remembered.
What's the difference between a nun, and a woman in the bath tub?
a nun has hope in her soal.
a woman has soap in her hole.
for this joke, i tried to use the s word that rhymes with plut, but it substitutes woman. just for your info.

[Sebatianos]

Some stupid ones...

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hedgehog?
Barbed-wire.

What do you get if you cross mexican jumping beans with a cuecumber?
An organic vibrating dildo!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a mouse?
The Nobel prize!

What do you get if you cross a blonde with an ape?
First mentaly challenged ape child.

What do you get is you cross an insomniac with a dislectic?
A guy who stays up all night thinking if there really is a dog.

[Evad]

:roflol:

[Rogue]

INTERESTING OBSERVATIONS WITH AN AMAZING CONCLUSION


1. The sport of choice for the urban poor is BASKETBALL.


2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is BOWLING


3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is FOOTBALL.


4. The sport of choice for supervisors is BASEBALL.


5. The sport of choice for middle management is TENNIS.


6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is GOLF.



AMAZING CONCLUSION:


The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become!

[Sebatianos]

Ouch - I don't wanna be a maintenance level employee then - too heavy!!!

[Tulac]

http://www.hitman.us/main.html

:roflol:

[drumminfreek]

Alrite....no one decided to tell me to not tell dead baby jokes... :whistle:
so here we go! :evil: :evil:

Whats red and sits in the corner?
A baby with a razorblade!

Whats green and sits in the corner?
same baby 4 weeks later!

Whats blue and sits in the corner?
A baby with a bag on its head!

Whats easier to unload, a truckfull of cannonballs or a truck full of dead babies?
the truckfull of dead babies because you cant unload cannonballs with a pitchfork!


LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

sorry...