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[Sebatianos]

And I bet that was just before he calloed his layer and asked: "Would it be worth suing this kid - Fawfulhasfury? I need some money back and he's badmouthing me."

:whistle:

[Playbahnosh]

"If you start to scream in a librarly, everyone will be mad at you and say shutup. But if you start screaming on an airplane, everyone will join you!"

[Sebatianos]

This reminds me:

Some guy was taking a plane trip and while high in the sky the cpatain's voice (calm) comes from the speaker: "We have some slight trouble. One of the engines blew up, but we still have 3 engines and will safely land at our destination - but we'll be an hour late."
Some moments later the captain's voice (really concerend now) is heard again: "We just los another engine. There's no need for alarm, because we still have 2 engines left and will be able to land safely, but with 2 hous delay."
Now long after that the captain's voice (obviously scared) was heard again: "We lost the third engine. We'll still make it to an airport, but will be 4 hours late."
Then this guy turned to his neighbour and said: "I hope we don't loose the last engine. We'll be stuck up here the whole day!"

[Fox]

Download & watch THIS.

It is an old favourite of mine, from a South African movie called
"The Panic Mechanic"

ENJOY!!! k:

[Playbahnosh]

Another plane joke:

The afghan plane flies. Then suddenly the captain say in the intercom: All tha engeines are blaown, tha plaine iz on fiyar so we are gonna krash!"
A woman tears down her clothes and cries: "Somebody make me feel woman once more!" then a man tears down his shirt and swoops in the womans face and says "Here! Iron this!"

[Sebatianos]

:roflol:

[Playbahnosh]

I just found a cool music in one of my hidden folders of lost treasures.

If you ever played Diablo 1 or 2 before, you should know who is rappin in da hauz "Stay a while and listen!" hehe LOL

Check THIS out! k:

[Sebatianos]

Maybe I wrote this one already...

Why did a pervert cross the road?
He had his d... stuck in the chicken.

[Fox]

Originally posted by Playbahnosh@Jun 18 2005, 08:05 PM
I just found a cool music in one of my hidden folders of lost treasures.

If you ever played Diablo 1 or 2 before, you should know who is rappin in da hauz "Stay a while and listen!" hehe LOL

Check THIS out! k:

Cool man!!!

Btw how did u like mine.

[Playbahnosh]

Originally posted by Fox+Jun 18 2005, 11:18 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Fox @ Jun 18 2005, 11:18 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Playbahnosh@Jun 18 2005, 08:05 PM
I just found a cool music in one of my hidden folders of lost treasures.*

If you ever played Diablo 1 or 2 before, you should know who is rappin in da hauz* * "Stay a while and listen!" hehe* LOL

Check THIS out!* k:

Cool man!!!

Btw how did u like mine. [/b][/quote]
I had that clip for some years now, and it was the star on every LAN party

COOL! k: