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[Playbahnosh]

"okay, so you are the newbie surgeon? Good, your first assignment is amptation. Here! Now cut off hir right leg. NO, I said right!! I SAID LEG!!!"



Okay, someone write a less offensive one please k:

[Sebatianos]

OK, OK...

Little Janezek (a stereotipical Slovene not to clever boy name) came home from school and told his mother what happened in school.
Janezek: We started writing letters today and I already knew half the alphabet.
Mother (proudly): That's because you're so clever Janez!
Janezek: Then we started doing math and I could add and substract up to 100.
Mother (proudly): That's because you take after my side of the family.
Janezek: Then we had P.E. and I was the only boy who had hair on his chest.
Mother (sad): That's because you're 17 Janez, that's because you're 17.

[Playbahnosh]

The biggest joke ever: F1 with 6 racers
Just watch the show

[Fox]

Originally posted by Playbahnosh@Jun 19 2005, 06:26 PM
The biggest joke ever: F1 with 6 racers
Just watch the show

:blink: I dont get it!

[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by Playbahnosh@Jun 19 2005, 08:26 PM
The biggest joke ever: F1 with 6 racers

I remember the race in Monaco some 10 years ago when there were only three cars at the finish line!
Panis won and Culthard was second (I can't remember who was third), but these three were the only three people finishing the race (and I won my only racing bet - I said Ligie Mugen Honda would win that race - the only team I could think of at the moment that had no chances of winning - I wanted to make fun at the bet).

[Playbahnosh]

Originally posted by Fox+Jun 19 2005, 08:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Fox @ Jun 19 2005, 08:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Playbahnosh@Jun 19 2005, 06:26 PM
The biggest joke ever: F1 with 6 racers
Just watch the show

:blink: I dont get it! [/b][/quote]
Just watch the F1 race right now!

Spoiler: There are only 6 racers on the track, the ones with the Bristol tyres...
Those who had Michlein tires, are all out. In fact they are not even started the race! Just funny

[troop18546]

It's actually Bridgestone and Michelin. :angel:

[Playbahnosh]

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I rarely watch F1, and I have no idea about the tire brands

[PrejudiceSucks]

Well those jokes were disgusting... I'm going to go and wash my eyes now... with bleach....

[Sebatianos]

Ouch - that would probalby hurt and cause some serious damage on you observin aparatus. Better you read this next (completely inocent joke):

Two grains of sand were walking through the Sahara desert, when one turns to the other and says: "Can you believe how crowded this place is?!"