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In the mathematics lesson Tom is asked by the teacher: "Your father goes from Munich toward Augsburg. He puts four kilometers back per hour. Your uncle goes two hours later from the same place off with a speed of five kilometers per hour. Where do they meet?" - "In the next tavern."

The preacher wants to control the donation behavior of his sheeps. Thus he places himself after the gods service at the exit beside the money bag. A boy wants to by-pass without giving some money. The preacher stops him to talk: "Aren't you ashamed? Do you know, where young kids come if they withhold the being entitled for the sky?" - "Sure, Mr. Preacher. They come into the cinema!"