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[Prox]

Three Serbs, a mother, a father and their son, where out fishing on the Danube, and after a while they catch a gold fish, and the fish says:
-Well normally I grant a person three wishes, but since there is three of you i suppose I'll grant one wish to each of you.
So the father says:
-Oh, uhm, well, I wish I was a Croat...
-No problem - says the fish - just swim accros the Danube and you'll become one.
The mother says:
-Well since my husband wants to become a Croat, I wish it too.
-No problem - says the fish - just swim accros the Danube and you'll become one.
And the kid says:
-Oh well since my parents wish to become Croats, there is no sence for me to wish anything different, I want to become a Croat too.
-No problem - says the fish - just swim accros the Danube and you'll become one.
And so the father swims accros the river and becomes a Croat...
The mother swims accros the Danube, and, guess what, she becomes a Croat...
And the son starts swimming and gets about half the way and starts drowning and yelling:
-Help me, mom, dad, help me!!!
So the mother on the other side says to her husband:
-Honey, he's drowning, we gotta help him!
-Oh let it drown, the Serbian scum!!!

[Iron_Scarecrow]

What do priests and christmas trees have in common: Their balls are just for decoration.

What kind of hairspray do witches use: Scarespray.
It's funny cause it's really lame.

In the mathematics lesson Tom is asked by the teacher: "Your father goes from Munich toward Augsburg. He puts four kilometers back per hour. Your uncle goes two hours later from the same place off with a speed of five kilometers per hour. Where do they meet?" - "In the next tavern."

The preacher wants to control the donation behavior of his sheeps. Thus he places himself after the gods service at the exit beside the money bag. A boy wants to by-pass without giving some money. The preacher stops him to talk: "Aren't you ashamed? Do you know, where young kids come if they withhold the being entitled for the sky?" - "Sure, Mr. Preacher. They come into the cinema!"

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Two blondes are going to Disneyland. They saw a sign that said Disneyland left. So they turned around and went home.

What do you call an aboriginal in a freezer: Stiff shit

What do you call an aboriginal rolling up a hill: Black magic

What do you call an aboriginal in a red car: A jaffa

What do you call an aboriginal stuck between two rocks: Choc wedge

I know its discrimination and I dont like discrimnating, but they are funny.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

What did the fish say when he swam into a brick wall: damn

Why did the woman cross the road: Who cares why wasnt she in the kitchen.

Why couldn't the woman cross the road: the chains tying her to the kitchen weren't long enough.

[Prox]

A young German got his first bike for his 5th birthday, so he rides i up to town and some time later he returnes home without a bike crying:
-Mommy, mommy, some Jews stole my bike!!!
-Oh son, we'll get you a new one, I promise...
And so on his 6th birthday he gets a new bike, and naturally he rides it off into town, a few hours later he returnes home without a bike, and again, crying:
-Mommy, mommy, some Jews broke my bike!!!
-Oh son, we'll get you a new one, I promise...
And exactly one year later, on his 7th birthday he gets a brand new bike, so he rides it also into town, again a few hours later he returnes home without a bike, crying:
-Mommy, mommy, some Jews completelly smashed up my bike!!!
-Oh, Adolf, you'll have youre revenge once you grow up...

And this is the real truth why Hitler hated Jews!

[Unknown Hero]

How do aboriginals call athethlic runners: Fast food!

[Prox]

What's more fun than nailing a baby to the wall?
-Ripping it off the wall!

What's little, blue and lying on the bottom of a pool?
-A drowned baby!

What's little, GREEN and lying on the bottom of a pool?
-The same baby, only three months afterwards!

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Why did the tomato blush: cause it saw the salad dressing.

How do you get down off an elephant: You don't, you get down off a duck.

A truck driver asks in the bar: "Are there actually 1,60 meters large penguins?" - "Nope" - "Oh God, then I drove a while ago a nun over ! :blink: "