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[Blood-Pigggy]

I got more.

Why do you call a mom a mom?
Why do you call a dad a dad?
Why do we get older, not younger?
What's everyone's middle named?
Why do we have middle names?
Who made up names?
Who made up cheese?
Why do we eat cheese?
Why do we think bugs are nasty?
Who is the oldest man on earth?
Who is the youngest man on earth?
What's a hanky?
How old is Billy Joel?
Who is Judigla Ohiminardora?
Why do we poop?
Why do we pee?
Who invented the penis pump?
Why do you need 2 people to play a multiplayer game?
Why do they call it multiplayer?
What is multiplayer when you play with bots?
Who's older than Garith Mcinsly?
Why do we type?
How do we get language in our heads?
How do we memorize?
Are colors real?
Is everything the way we see it?
Is anything real?
What's after death?
Is God real?
Is Satan real?
Is God any different from Satan other than Alignment?
Why is hell so bad?
Who goes to hell?
Is hell really fire and brimstone?
Why don't I like John Travolta?
Why is Monkey Island so fun?
How do we have fun when clicking a mouse?
How did we discover programming?
Why do we memorize anything?

And so much more...

[Frodo]

Why do plastic shopping bags break just when you have left the shop?

[Blood-Pigggy]

They're working against us.

[blastradius14]

Bloody-pigggy, thats the beginning of a five year old's question list LOL

and by alignment, do you mean

GOD: Lawful-Good Paladin\Magic Caster, level 99/99

SATAN: Chaotic-Evil Black Knight\Back Stabber, level 47/65
Long live customized D&D


The plastic grocery bags are plotting a conspiricy for every person shopping there to get angry enough to complain. After all, one of the most boring jobs in the world has got to be a grocery sack.

[Blood-Pigggy]

Um, Alignment is good or evil or neutral, you need to stop playing games for awhile .

[blastradius14]

Alignment is a more than two sided situation. You have to deal with the assessment of both Good and Evil, and the choice to accomplish either Law and Order or Destruction and Chaos. The complete middle of both is True Neutral, often choosing the side that needs the most help.
That's why a person is not just good or just evil. And what would you consider a Neutral decision on the good/evil section? Doing something that neither helps nor destroys either side? Well every thing you do will do something to you, regardless of what it is.

But, enough of geek-chat LOL

What is the purpose of the flying pest insect called a Weevil? I think they are a tropical-seed area originating insect that seems also to like powdered food. I think ants are more useful :not_ok:

[Blood-Pigggy]

Because no one can be a clockwork orange, so you can't say blah, blah, blah, it was a generality.

Also, I'm not talking about D&D, real life man.

Weevil, what is a weevil anyway? :blink:

[blastradius14]

Yeah really. You think cold criminals want to be kind to everyone and help out the local authorities? It does apply to life.

Again, enough of this rabble.

A weevil is a moth type insect, but is an inside-only bug. Most of the time you will not see them out of doors. They can often be found in bird food bags that have lost there air-tight seal in the store, SO BE CAREFUL :tai:

Why are some people jerks?

[a1s]

alignment is (apaprently unknown to you) simply siding with someone.
so
comunist.
democrat.
british.
leftist.
and pro abortist.
are all alignments,
while (and this is funny)
good and evil aren't (unless you get a second definition f.e:"commies= servants of statan= evil")
also siding with law is posible (the police, the schol board, the government), while siding with cahos isn't (but you can side with pseudo-chaotic groups, f.e.: punks).

that's how real life is.

P.S.

You think cold criminals want to be kind to everyone and help out the local authorities? It does apply to life.

did it ever occur to you that those criminlas have spouses and children, which they are kind to. and most *cold harted* criminals obey laws in their free time- it helps not to get caught.

[omg]

we british get our own alighnment rules!! to cool!! i wonder how we would be defined by ad&d rules though.