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Here's another old one:

There was a magical grass-hopper being chased by a bird. The grasshopper told two guys if they saved it it would give each a wish. So they freed the grasshopper from the torment of the bird and It said, ok, Ill give you the first wish, and you the second wish. The first guy said, I want to be the smartest man in the world. The grass hopper said, done. The second guy said, I want to be smarter than the smartest man in the world. The grasshopper looked at him for a minute, then said, done. The second man was turned into a woman.