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[blastradius14]

Some people believe that hell is re-living the most miserable day of your life, and some believe its living your worst nightmare. Personally I believe in neither.

Its day 1 in hell, Bob and his wife Sue start the sad story. Bob comes home from work and says, Work was murder. Sue says, oh? What happened? Bob says, I got mugged on the way there, the copy machine nearly killed me and then I was fired.

Day 2 in hell: Bob comes home from work again and says, Work was murder. Sue says, oh? What happened? Bob says, I got mugged on the way there, the copy machine nearly killed me and then I was fired.

Several days later of the same thing occuring... Bob comes home from work and says, Work was murder. Sue says, let me guess, you were supposed to be a victim of a drive by, but instead you were only mugged. Then, you were supposed to get killed by the copy machine, then your boss fired you. Startled by her reaction, he said, what's the matter with you? Realising he had never asked her what her curse of hell was, he asked her. She said, I had to marry you!