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[Blood-Pigggy]

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men?

Shut up and get back in the oven.

Mommy, Mommy! Are you sure this is the right way to cook Peking Duck?

Shut up and close the microvawe oven door behind you!

Mommy, Mommy! What's for dinner?

Shut up and get back in the oven!

Mommy, Mommy! But I don't wanna eat pizza!

Shut up and get in the oven!

[TheChosen]

Mommy! Mommy! When do we get that swimming pool?

Shut up and keep spitting!

[Sebatianos]

There once was a man who had three daughters: Betty, Flo and Luck and they had a date on the same night.
First date shows up at the door and says: Hi, my name is Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty and take her for spagetti. Is she ready?
And the father called for Betty.
When the door bell rang for the second time a boy said: Hi, my name is Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo and take her to a show. Is she ready to go?
And the father went in to tell Flo her date is waiting for her.
At last the door rang for the third time and a young man said: Hello, my name is Chuck...
And the father pulled out his shotgun

[RedHeadSebbe]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Sep 20 2005, 03:17 PM
There once was a man who had three daughters: Betty, Flo and Luck and they had a date on the same night.
First date shows up at the door and says: Hi, my name is Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty and take her for spagetti. Is she ready?
And the father called for Betty.
When the door bell rang for the second time a boy said: Hi, my name is Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo and take her to a show. Is she ready to go?
And the father went in to tell Flo her date is waiting for her.
At last the door rang for the third time and a young man said: Hello, my name is Chuck...
And the father pulled out his shotgun

??? :blink:

[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by RedHeadSebbe@Sep 20 2005, 03:18 PM
??? :blink:

The names rhymed with what they planed to do that night...
So what could rhyme with Chuck and Luck???

[Frodo]

Originally posted by Sebatianos@Sep 20 2005, 01:19 PM

The names rhymed with what they planed to do that night...
So what could rhyme with Chuck and Luck???

Maybe they are going to see some ducks? :angel: :whistle:

[RedHeadSebbe]

Originally posted by Sebatianos+Sep 20 2005, 03:19 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sebatianos @ Sep 20 2005, 03:19 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-RedHeadSebbe@Sep 20 2005, 03:18 PM
??? :blink:

The names rhymed with what they planed to do that night...
So what could rhyme with Chuck and Luck??? [/b][/quote]
Oh k: Now i get it......... Maybe we can blame it all on that i am Swedish..Right

[Havell]

How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?

One to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed.

Fourteen to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently.

Seven to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs.

Seven more to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs.

Five to flame the spell checkers.

Three to correct spelling/grammar flames.

Six to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb", another six to condemn those six as stupid.

Fifteen to claim experience in the lighting industry and give the correct spelling.

Nineteen to post that this group is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb (or light bulb) forum.

Eleven to defend the posting to the group saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this group.

Thirty-six to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty

Seven to post URLs where one can see examples of different light bulbs.

Four to post that the URLs were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL.

Three to post about links they found from the URLs that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group.

Thirteen to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

Five to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy.

Four to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

Thirteen to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"

Three to tell a funny story about their show dog and a light bulb.

AND

One group lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

[Sebatianos]

The teacher in a kindergarden talked to the children what they did over the weekend.
A little girl said: I went on a choo-choo ride with my daddy.
Teacher: That's nice, but try to use a grown-up word instead and say - a train ride.
Another little girl: We went to visit nana.
Teacher: That's nice, but try to use a grown-up word instead and say - grandmother.
A little boy: I read a book!
Teacher: Really? Which one?
The little boy -trying to make a deep grown up voice: Winny the S*h*i*t!

[Blood-Pigggy]

Haha! Beautiful.