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[amazoness girl]

Originally posted by allyfaucet@Nov 25 2005, 05:33 AM
I've seen these before


amazoness girl, out of curiosity, why do you always attach an image at the end of the topics you make? :whistle:

I just like to do it, it's like my "tm" (trademark), ask Danny252 he knows whats going on...

(I find it fun to do also)



*Tries to think of better reason... thinks to self, it's all good* :whistle:

[plague]

Somehow I feel that those warnings are more than necessary. I have once seen a guy who lost his finger after stucking it to a fast spinning saw blade (blood and screaming really doesn't look as nice in real life as they look in the movies). There wasn't a WARNING!!!!!!!!!!!1 written with so big letters that even a blind can see them.

[efthimios]

Why TF did he put his hand there and what did he think it would happen when a fast spinning saw blade meets a finger? Break the blade?

[Sean]

What kind of idiot tries to stop a hard shiny metal blade spinning at over 60mph with his soft spongy fleshy hands?

Mug.

[Iron_Scarecrow]

Never give me anything sharp. No matter how I try I always end up cutting myself.

EDIT Not that I'm a cutter, I'm just a little clumsy.

[TheChosen]

Originally posted by SupSuper@Nov 25 2005, 11:43 AM
Chainsaw:
"WARNING: Do not try to stop the chainsaw with your hands or genitals"

:roflol:

Ive heard that one before, but you made it better with the word "genital".

LOL

[Nikson]

I dunno about anywhere else, but all the lighters you can buy in my town (normal cheap ones, not Zippos or anything like that) have a label on them. Among other things, the label says "Light away from face" (probably to deter smokers from lighting up) and "Ensure flame is completely out before putting lighter away" (I usually keep my finger on the trigger after I put it in my pocket).

I can provide photos if you don't believe me :P

[Iron_Scarecrow]

That reminds me of a comedian I once saw.

"I bought some pyjamas the other day that had pockets. It's great now because I used to have to hold things when I went to sleep."

LOL

[troop18546]

Last one was a doozie. LOL

[eolsunder]

We used to laugh about stuff like that in the military.

Weapons that would have the dangerous warning labels.. "This side towards enemy".

Really? I was planning on pointing it at myself. Good thing that Label was on it, otherwise, man! I would have been in trouble.

But if you think about it, there are REALLY stupid people in the world who are either

A) too dumb to have common sense

or

B) Doing something so they don't realize they are doing something stupid.


Otherwise, You would never have people smoking cigs at gas stations, people driving through red lights, people stopping on train tracks, etc.