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[Rogue]

It looks cool.

Redneck's Christmas Tree:

[Playbahnosh]

Okay, I got crap:

I lost three important people in my life in the last three months. I broke up with my gf who almost instantly came together with my best friend, and then my new wannabe girlfriend turned me down after she had her fun with me....

I feel useless...

[Don Andy]

Originally posted by Playbahnosh@Apr 11 2006, 06:03 PM
Okay, I got crap:

I lost three important people in my life in the last three months. I broke up with my gf who almost instantly came together with my best friend, and then my new wannabe girlfriend turned me down after she had her fun with me....

I feel useless...

Sorry if this sounds really, really harsh, and I know a lot of people will hate me for this, but:

again?

[Sebatianos]

Nah forget it, we're still posting crap here, so here's a little result of too hot love!

[Grinder]

Originally posted by Don Andy@Apr 11 2006, 05:15 PM
Sorry if this sounds really, really harsh, but:

again?

That is harsh, although you may be right. Anyway, let's leave these things at the door.

[Playbahnosh]

The gf and the wannabe gf was the two I was talking about in my infamous thread earlier. My ex(oh I hate that term ) coming together with my best friend, who was my best friend ever since ground school, is a recent event.

And yes people, AGAIN! muck happens to me all the time

[Blood-Pigggy]

Well here's something nice.

[Shrek]

Wow... you guys "ressurected" this thread....

Ah... but actually I don't have "much crap" ...wait... maybe I can post here something (you guys and girls probably already know some of this stuff )

English signs in Foreign countries

In a Bangkok temple:
"IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A WOMAN, EVEN A FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN."

Cocktail lounge , Norway :
"LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO HAVE CHILDREN IN THE BAR."

Doctors office, Rome:
"SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER DISEASES.

Dry cleaners, Bangkok:
"DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE BEST RESULTS.

In a Nairobi restaurant:
"CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."

On an Athi River highway:this is the main road to Mombasa, leaving* Nairobi.
"TAKE NOTICE: WHEN THIS SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE."

On a poster at Kencom:
"ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT READ? IF SO, WE CAN HELP."

In a City restaurant:
"OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND WEEKENDS."

A sign seen on an automatic restroom hand dryer:
"DO NOT ACTIVATE WITH WET HANDS."

In a cemetery:
"PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES."

Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations:
"GUESTS ARE REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED."

On the menu of a Swiss restaurant:
"OUR WINES LEAVE YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."

In a Tokyo bar:
"SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH NUTS."

Hotel , Yugoslavia :
"THE FLATTENING OF UNDERWEAR WITH PLEASURE IS THE JOB OF THE CHAMBERMAID."

Hotel , Japan :
"YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE CHAMBERMAID."

In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery:
"YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS, AND WRITERS ARE BURIED DAILY EXCEPT THURSDAY."

A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest:
"IT IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS PURPOSE."

Hotel, Zurich:
"BECAUSE OF THE IMPROPRIETY OF ENTERTAINING GUESTS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX IN THE BEDROOM, IT IS SUGGESTED THAT THE LOBBY BE USED FOR THIS PURPOSE."

Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand:
"WOULD YOU LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN behind?"

The box of a clockwork toy made in Hong Kong:
"GUARANTEED TO WORK THROUGHOUT ITS USEFUL LIFE."

In a Swiss mountain inn:
"SPECIAL TODAY - NO ICE-CREAM."

Airline ticket office, Copenhagen:
"WE TAKE YOUR BAGS AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."

A laundry in Rome:
"LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME."

[Stebbi]

woha at first i didn't know that this is an old topic, i was like wow shunk eat enemy is back, and then what indignus VI and then xiratai(or wahtever) then like ohh yeah....it's old...

[Puffin]

Shrek, that made me laugh so hard!! I probably woke up my grandma who's asleep in the next room :whistle: