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[taikara]

1. It's an article for the school paper.

2. It's a "special interest" piece written as part of a temporary column (meaning he is a guest writer, not a staff journalist).

3. It's an opinion piece, written in a somewhat humoristic style, rather than factual "unbiased" journalism.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Editorial

#3 alone makes it editorial. #1 and #2 together should have given a clue, as well.

[Grinder]

I am not going to define the word 'say' again.
Let me be the one to end this. You may have the last word in this thread.