28-06-2006, 10:14 PM
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Ahem.
....hey, I just got my own joke. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL got enough? |
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29-06-2006, 09:38 PM
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<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Grinder @ Jun 29 2006, 02:14 AM) [snapback]240323[/snapback]</div>
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30-06-2006, 01:08 AM
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An American guy on holiday in France is sitting down one morning, enjoying his breakfast, when he sees a Frenchman come sidling up towards him, and take a seat just across the table. The American ignores him but the Frenchman, chewing gum loudly, strikes up a conversation nonetheless. "You american folk, you eat ze whole bread?" he asks, grinning and cracking his gum between his teeth. "Of course we do", replies the American. "We don't", the Frenchman says smugly, "we hollow eet out, recycle ze crusts to make croissants, and sell zem to the Americans." "You Americans, you eat jam?" He then asks, his grin growing ever wider. "Yes", replies the American, "We do". "We don't" replies the Frenchman, "we eat ze whole fruit, and recycle all ze pips and peel and so on, and then we sell it as jam to ze Americans". The American, growing tired of this smug little man's taunts, then asks "You French folk..do you have sex?". "Of course we do" says the Frenchman. "And do you throw the condoms away afterwards?" asks the American. "Yes, of course", says the Frenchman. "We don't" the American says, "We recycle them, make them into chewing gum and sell it to the French".
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01-07-2006, 10:05 AM
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01-07-2006, 12:48 PM
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what he meant to say was: "highly repected Grider, would you be so kind as to show me your joke please"
don't pick on people for their [lack of] grammar. |
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02-07-2006, 12:31 AM
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Oh, don't get me wrong, I wasn't picking on his grammer, it's just that I had absolutely no idea what the joke was.
Sorry if I sounded insulting. No pun intended  |
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24-07-2006, 04:47 PM
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Are you male or female??????
To know the answer, look down... Not here, stupid LOL |
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24-07-2006, 04:54 PM
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Good for a smile, at least.
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24-07-2006, 06:31 PM
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yours was worse ....
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24-07-2006, 06:39 PM
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People, for the last time, it was not a joke.
And that was a compliment, Himmler. |
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