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[wormpaul]

I think i saw it already there :whistle:

[Sebatianos]

Originally posted by wormpaul@Nov 11 2004, 11:10 AM
I think i saw it already there :whistle:

Who do you think put it there, and when? :angel:

OK another joke:
A kid comes to a young new teacher and asks her: "Would you show me your tits for 100$"
She's angry but thinks, no real harm in that, so she does it.
"And would you get naked here for anoter 300$?"
She startr thinking 400$ all together? Thats 1/3 of the payment she gets - and she takes off all her clothes.
"And would you go all the way with me for 600$ more ?"
Hey, all together that'd be her monthly wage. She does it.
The kid leaves very happy and she starts dressing up again, when the headmaster comes in: "Did that boy bring you your montly payment?"

This one is little crazy, so enjoy with care... :whistle:

Scroll up to the uppermost post, it's the first one.

This rocks

[Sebatianos]

Excelent music (except for the guy on teh keyboards - he was a bit of in tempo - he really fell behind the guy with the tuba, but the guy plaing the chain-saw was just LOUD)!!!
:bleh:
OK, what about this one?

Heh, funny one.
Well, what would you say about this one then?

Surprise

[Sebatianos]

Heh, heh, what about this?

[Sebatianos]

OK, here's a good joke that works in Slovene and in Croatian, but I'm not sure if I can translate it in English (so it would stay funny).

A guy drives up to the border and the border inspetion stops him.
"Do you have anything to declare?"
'I only have a calculator with me.'"Let's see."
And guess what - he had a machine gun in the back.
"What kind of a calculator is this?!?!"'I calculated there'd be trouble...'

A evo i hrvatskog originala, za one koji razumete:
Vozi Siptar prema Srbsko-Albanskoj granici i zaustave ga:
"Imate nešto za prijaviti?"
'Samo kaljkuljator.'
"Pokažite."
I vidi ti njega, on izvuče kalašnikov.
"Ma kakav ti je to kalkulator?"
'Idem da sredim neke račune...'

Some people seem to hate winter...

[Puffin]

:eeeeeh:

That's my house!!!


:whistle:

And you made this "work art" all alone?

Happy meal, btw.