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...the sun disappeared and darkness fell upon the world...
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11-01-2007, 08:46 PM
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A small man in a shiny uniform and a golden top hat appeared in the spotlight and bid the crowd to be silent with an obscene gesture. A snare drum sneered at him, the PA system let out a short, shocking scream, and the man whispered into his microphone:
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11-01-2007, 09:16 PM
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"all americans will die soon!"
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11-01-2007, 09:21 PM
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At a table in the corner, a group of ex-Cubans looked at each other nervously and greatly disappointed. At another table nearby an old-timer in a wheelchair, deaf as a doughnut, applauded wildly, and in a dark corner at the opposite side a voice said "Yes, Greedo; I was just coming to see your boss. Tell Jabba I have his money, at last"...
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11-01-2007, 10:32 PM
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...In the meanwhile some Stormtroopers were searching through the town for some fled enemies of the empire, while Freddy Krueger struggled to figure out why he suddenly landed in a 30 years old movie where nobody ever heard something of him yet...
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11-01-2007, 10:42 PM
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"Director's Son's Cut" was the obvious answer that noone bothered to contemplate. Instead the jawas, the wookies, Liza Minelli's storm-troupers, one high-flying fellow who was too short for a stormtrooper, an oddball named Han Ford Prefect, E.T., the Alien, the Predator, It, a rowdy bunch of Killer Clowns and the Brain from the planet Arouse got in a GTA TIE convertible and puffed off to
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11-01-2007, 10:55 PM
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...fight the evil Vogons at the next intersection of the Galaxy...
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11-01-2007, 11:00 PM
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Meanwhile, deep below Dinky Island...
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12-01-2007, 06:22 AM
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the Dread Pirate Le Chuck stroked his beard luxuriously and repeated his mantra over and over to himself,
"I am beautiful, I am worthy, I am beautiful, I am worthy..." However, no-matter how often he told himself this, and no-matter how many times he lit jasmine scented candles and soaked in a hot bath whilst meditating - it just wasn't working. The gnawing teeth of self-doubt were nibbling at his very being, because...
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... the gracile and beautiful Asian princess avoided him at all costs, causing him to feel bitter and stupid...
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