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A man in a taxi cab taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screams bloody murder, loses control of the cab, and swerves onto the pavement before stopping just inches from a lamppost.

After checking to make sure the passenger is OK, the driver says "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me!"

"Sorry. I didn't realize a simple tap on the shoulder would freak you out so much," the passenger says.

"It's not your fault," replies the cabbie.

"Today is my first day on the job after 25 years of driving a hearse."

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two cannibals sitting in the jungle eating a clown.

one turns to the other and says 'does this taste funny to you'

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a little boy says to his dad "what's love juice dad" so the dad spends 2 hours telling him what it is where it comes from how you get it etc dad says "so where did you hear that" the little boy says " The tennis"

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