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Granted.
Your manhood turns into a new ipod. I wish I had a manhood of equine proportions |
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07-10-2007, 05:08 PM
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Granted, it is now the size of a very large horse.
I wish I had telescope arms
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07-10-2007, 06:52 PM
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Granted, your arms can reach from 1cm to 7 cm, telescopic of course.
You gonna have a lot of fun. I wish there was something interesting on the telly.
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07-10-2007, 06:54 PM
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you
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08-10-2007, 12:14 AM
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Granted, you now got a new telly which is broken after you turn it on.
I wish the time of the old Dos games would return in a new, interesting way |
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08-10-2007, 12:24 AM
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Granted. All of the old classics have now been remade, the game engines completely changed, the graphics redesigned to stunning 3D images, and the games have all of the potential in the universe to be absolutely amazing.
Unfortunately, the gaming companies realize the current story lines would never sell, so they decide to target a specific market and make all of the characters engage in unspeakable homosexual acts with very little elements of the original plot line left in the games. Thanks to you, our classics have been destroyed forever. I wish STD's didn't exist |
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08-10-2007, 06:57 AM
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Granted, but now you have flu instead.
I wish I could get my phone's WAP to work properly.
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08-10-2007, 08:40 AM
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Your phone is stolen.
The thief gets the WAP to work properly on your phone. :bleh: I wish all those GSMs -(Cell-phones for the foreigners)- would disappear forever. What's wrong with you peeps? Can't you live without that horrific thing glued on your ears? You're all nuts.
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08-10-2007, 09:17 AM
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Granted!!! And now there are a few Billion people angry enough of you to kill you.
*I'd suggest plastic surgery, new name and live on a remote location. Like the north pole. :bleh: * I wish I could control my Desktop from my Laptop through "remote Desktop".
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08-10-2007, 09:29 AM
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Granted, but you have no control over your bladder
I wish I had all the hdd space I wanted
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