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[chumloofah]

Granted.
Yet again, however, you manage to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

I wish I knew how to play backgammon properly

[Scatty]

Granted. You forget, however, how to do just about anything else.
I wish I could see beyond this world

[TheChosen]

Granted. You now see beyond this world which is full of H.P Lovecraft-type-of-horrors. Its so awful that you go blind.

I wish I could join in Team Rocket.

[Scatty]

Granted, you now join the team that's going to be blown up in a rocket as test objects.
I wish I could eat a fresh honeydew melon

[chumloofah]

Granted.
You are now capable of eating a honeydew melon by vomiting your stomach acids over it until it's soft and mushy then using a straw.

I wish for the fulfillment of this wish to have no effect other than that specifically addressed in the phrasing of the wish.

[Mighty Midget]

Granted, you get nothing.

I wish I didn't have that beer.

[Fruit Pie Jones]

Granted. Your best friend had that beer several hours beforehand, then came around and refilled the glass with the "processed" beer, and you unknowingly drank that instead. Nice friends you've got.

I wish the shadows outside weren't quite so long.

[Mighty Midget]

Granted. They demolished your house.

I wish noone posted next

[Halindir]

Granted.. Im a noone

I wish i was famous ...or ..i wish the next one to post next wishes for a pony.

[TheChosen]

Granted. Now youre ill-famed geek who spents 20 hours a day playing video games.

I wish all the dos games would work withouth any problems on the moderm system.