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[ReamusLQ]

granted. Your stomach is expanded ten fold and your bodies tolerance for caffeine increases by just as much. Unfortunately you are in a terrible car accident and they have to completely remove your lower jaw, tongue, and upper mandibles and seal up the hideous gash with skin from your left buttock. You live the rest of your life as a freak who has to be fed via an IV.

I wish to be as emaciated and disturbing but alive as the creepy dude in my avatar.