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Well, my friend, welcome to a new life of constant inebriation. You are now to be drunk every evening and suffer through the worst hangover you could imagine in the morning. Never again, though, shall you enjoy the taste of beer or any alcohol, for that matter, for to do so would mean certain alcohol poisoning. Have a nice drive home. <insert nefarious Calypso laughter here>
I wish that you knew that I know what you know I know.
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14-03-2008, 05:47 PM
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Granted, But the information sends me mad and I kill you
I wish I was the richest person in the world
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There may come a day when the courage of men fails, When we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day, An hour of wolves and shattered shields, When the age of men comes crashing down, But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth I bid you stand! Men of the west! Click my dragons please   Or just click here for all of them Last edited by tomf; 14-03-2008 at 05:48 PM. Reason: Forgot to wish |
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15-03-2008, 12:37 AM
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Good for you, such a noble wish. You are buried and quickly decay. You become one with the earth, welcome to the inside. Your rotted flesh provides many nutrients for the surrounding soil, in fact, it provides more than any soil has ever received before. Congratulations, you are the richest person IN the world.
I wish to be the proprietor of exactly 49% of all of the money on earth.
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15-03-2008, 07:58 AM
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Granted, but now no one uses money as a meaning of trade anymore so it's became worthless
I wish you a merry Christmas and a Happy Newyear
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16-03-2008, 05:36 PM
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Granted but Christmas and Newyear are abolished,
I wish I would have a perfect life
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There may come a day when the courage of men fails, When we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day, An hour of wolves and shattered shields, When the age of men comes crashing down, But it is not this day! This day we fight! By all that you hold dear on this good earth I bid you stand! Men of the west! Click my dragons please Or just click here for all of them Last edited by tomf; 16-03-2008 at 05:49 PM. Reason: typo |
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16-03-2008, 08:07 PM
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And your life is perfect but you'll die in five minutes from now
I wish my room would clean itself
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17-03-2008, 02:01 PM
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Granted. Namely, it cleans itself from this poisonous stuff called oxygen.
I wish that I would gain a better computer.
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