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Which inexplicably forces you to commit suicide for inadvertently corrupting my wish.
I wish that I could not be killed. (remember the wish above)
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04-10-2008, 06:38 AM
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You don't die, when you have suppoused to, only to experience the full-power of mother nature, the 3rd World-War, and a 10 year Nuclear Winter.
I wish for more smileys ^^
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04-10-2008, 06:48 AM
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And the server crashes from the inundation of smileys, leaving you with only
 I wish I could experience a nuclear holocaust every day. :nuts:
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07-10-2008, 06:23 PM
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A massive battle between the U.S and Russia breaks out, over 2500 nuclear weapons we're used in 3 weeks.You die in 3 days, but your body keeps taking radiation...
I wish for no-math lessons at school.
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Granted.
Instead you get 70-year old granny with thick glasses. Congratulations, she is your private home math teacher. :bleh: I wish for a burger and a cold beer. Both huge. |
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08-10-2008, 07:21 AM
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You get a cold burger weighing 200 kg and a warm beer weighing 100 litres, and both are force-fed to you on a toothbrush.
I wish I could laugh maniacally for the rest of my life. And drink cold beer. 
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08-10-2008, 03:29 PM
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Granted. You get to laugh maniacally while 5 liters of cold beer is being poured down your throat causing you to suffocate in anguish.
I wish to win $5000 poker tournament this Sunday. |
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