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(Although it didn't make much sense...)

2. Bert starts eating the mountain cloud pizza but finds out it's only an illusion. He's trapped on a mountain with his sword, knife and tazer. He sees far away the castle and the road. Looking at the stars he finds out he travelled back in time to yesterday, and you are playing bert the barbarian again! You go to the road. There are three ways into the castle: the heavily guarded front gate, a window (it has a light on the other side suggesting someone's in there), or you could scale the wall up to the roof. What should bert do?

1. Attack the gate guards
2. Enter through the window
3. Scale the wall to the roof