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[El Quia]

Granted, but the universe is rewritten so that videogames have never existed

I wish I had an angel

[The_Lemming]

Granted, but it's one of the 1/3 banished from heaven because they joined Satan.

I wish lemmings could exist outside the computer (NOT the rodent lemmings that already exist in the real world, but the green-haired creatures from the DOS game.)

[Mighty Midget]

Granted, of course they do. The doctor and 5 male nurses who all look like gorillas on steroids make sure your straitjacket is holding the rest of you in one place.

I wish I had an ulimited supply of fresh orange juice.

[The_Lemming]

Granted, but it's been poisoned.

I wish the next poster would be AlumiuN, and that he would continue the story in "Abandonia: Aftermath".