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[arete]

Originally Posted by _r.u.s.s.

slovakia is actually in the exact middle of the middle europe=P

:tongue:

Hey, back in the day, everything to the right of the Iron Curtain was Eastern Europe. Anywhere with dungeons and a history of impalements and gassy alcoholic beverages, although that could arguably include France... Nobody likes the French, it's in their contract. Eastern Europe also included anywhere people speak languages that sound like gargling with rocks (but NOT Russia. Russia is technically European, but actually not. Russia is scary and lives in a large Cold War-era category all by itself). I suppose all of Europe speaks languages that sound like gargling with rocks, but the western countries sound like they've added syrup.

(Okay, now that I've offended nearly everyone on this forum, I have to point out that Asia smells like camels, Australasia is full of spiders and Americans can't speak English properly. )

[_r.u.s.s.]

so how's weather in zimbabwe, arete?

actually majority of "common" russian people, even the capital of russia is located in europe. the population to the east is really going down and it's more of a taiga or something else. so russia is fully legit european and takes much bigger part of the europe than many other countries, asian part is mostly empty

by the way, dutch and africaan sounds like when you put an empty bottle into someone's mouth and start choking him with your hands
KKgkkHGHGKkkHGkhk

[arete]

Originally Posted by _r.u.s.s.

by the way, dutch and africaan sounds like when you put a an empty bottle into someone's mouth and start choking him with your hands
KKgkkHGHGKkkHGkhk

You are sooooo fortunate Data isn't still an admin here...

[_r.u.s.s.]

data's a cool guy, he'd get a joke

[Tulac]

He is right though, Dutch really sounds like people gurgling and spitting all the grahhghgawen and stuff like that. Also it sounds half English and half German.

[AlumiuN]

Originally Posted by arete

Australasia is full of spiders

Delicious, delicious spiders... so soft and juicy...

[Fubb]

Originally Posted by arete

:tongue:

Hey, back in the day, everything to the right of the Iron Curtain was Eastern Europe. Anywhere with dungeons and a history of impalements and gassy alcoholic beverages, although that could arguably include France... Nobody likes the French, it's in their contract. Eastern Europe also included anywhere people speak languages that sound like gargling with rocks (but NOT Russia. Russia is technically European, but actually not. Russia is scary and lives in a large Cold War-era category all by itself). I suppose all of Europe speaks languages that sound like gargling with rocks, but the western countries sound like they've added syrup.

(Okay, now that I've offended nearly everyone on this forum, I have to point out that Asia smells like camels, Australasia is full of spiders and Americans can't speak English properly. )

Its a good thing im Canadian. Im not offended whatsoever, and i agree. Americans CANNOT speak english.

My sister was in texas at a Subway (its a fastfiid restaurant) and asked for Ham on her subway sandwich, and the lady was like "What?" and my sister was like "Ham" again, the worker was like "What?" and my sister said it slower "Ham" and the nthe worker was like "Oh you mean Hiam!"

>:E Dang southern accents!

[_r.u.s.s.]

what the hell is hiam, ham sounds way less retarded

[Dino]

Bit late, as always. Even though I missed the argument between russ and red_avatar, I absolutely loved the flash.

[angry axe]

awesome vid russ . But seriously who actually cares if stalker is mainstream or not?, its still fun either way, much better than fallout 3 which ruins the awesome graphics with its shitty gameplay (you cant even just run around and aimlessly shoot things) and why sex on Fridays, whats wrong with Saturdays?